What is Cocktoastin'?
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When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.
Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"
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A chunky chicken munchie.
Sooooooo chunky.
Or it can be a pair of pliers!
Steve: Can I have a chicken munchie?
Paul: Yeah ok pick on..
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A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm..
