Cocktoastin'

What is Cocktoastin'?

1.

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

See hot, sweaty, warm, smothering, fire
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