What is Cocktopussy?
1.
A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.
Derivation: A
Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).
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2.
1. A slang term for
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!
2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!
3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
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3.
A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.
When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.