Cocktronic

What is Cocktronic?


1.

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.

At computer:

"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:

"This computer is pure cocktronics!"

See ninjistics, bastardising, bastard, broken, freeze, failure


0

Random Words:

1. A person who discrimiates based on age..usually an old dude or a dumb blonde C: "Yo, check out I pierced my ear" A: "Ew..
1. one who has delusions of having a large Shillong or a {poots} eater A Snorpt will never get Missy. See poots, snort, snorter, ego..
1. Put 'town' after a word describing a place for added emphasis. *walk into a plush hotel* This place is swanktown! *walk into..