Cocktus

What is Cocktus?

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

See pubic, hair, cactus, shave

A Mexican penis.

Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.

See cactus, dick, vagina, vajayjay, mexicack

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