What is Cockulus?
1.
having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.
"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."
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Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.
Listen to Professor Cockulus over there...
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