What is Cockument?
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Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.
it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,
"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?
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