Cockumentum

What is Cockumentum?

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

Hoey

1. someone who is usually refered to as a hoe. usually used to describe someone whose name ends with the EE sound. Guy 1: did you see that..

Pizzaboxing

1. Doing a chick from behind while you have a box of pizza, can be any kind of pizza, and you put the box on her back and eat the pizza dur..

Shanley

1. A word that may be used in substitute for shit. "Hang on a sec, guys. I need to shanley." See shanley, shit, dump, crap, toi..

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