Cockumentum

What is Cockumentum?

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

Young Fit

1. Refers to an article that is too small for the person wearing it. A comparison to the way a black male penis fits into a young girls vag..

One Tweezy

1. Nickname for Atlanta's Club 112. "Saturday is off the heezy fo' sheezy, you can find me up in One Tweezy." - Jermai..

Zarking

1. An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries; the adjective form of zark. "Where the zarking ph..

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