What is Cockumentum?
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(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
