Cockup

What is Cockup?


1.

Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.

That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!

See screwed up, fucked up, ruined, messed up, botched

2.

A cockup means someonehas made a real messof something

The universlty studenthad not done enough revisionand made a real

cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

See students, studying, university

3.

When someone is giving oral sex to a male, and tries to deepthroat it, but almost pukes

"Ima make you cockup ho"

See oral, roadhead, deepthroat, bukkake, spiderman

4.

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position

in the vaginawhen a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

See bed, couple, fuck, man, sex, woman


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