Cockupied

What is Cockupied?


1.

When a woman is occupied by another man.

Can mean sexually or simply speaking with.

If you wish to speak to a woman, and she is currently speaking with another man, she is said to be cockupied.

NOTE: The other definition listed here should be classified as " Precockupied"

Damn, Slim! All the broads at this party are cockupied! How am I supposed to put my thang down here?!

I told you this shit was wack! Let's go to da club! Der be da freaks!

See cock-block, spoken for, blocked, plugged

2.

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

See spoken for, taken, available, engaged

3.

A description for a place or event that is full of dudes (i.e. occupied by cocks).

brodeo, sausage fest, meat convention- these are all places/events that would be described as cockupied.

Derd 1: "Hey, let's go try to get some girls to touch our wieners!"

Derd 2: "Ok, but we're not going to Squirrel's house again. It's useless. That dude's parties are always just cockupied."

See brodeo, sausage fest

4.

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

See sex, excuse, coitus, outhouse

5.

When a woman is obsessed with male genetalia. The female equivilant of "pussy whipped".

Her boyfriend must be hung, 'cause she's obviously cockupied.


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