What is Cockvomit?
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Shooting a load of semen.
She ate my cockvomit.... Dirty fuckin slut
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The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.
When a job offer for £85-90k requires
Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.
It burnses.
Arrgh!! You darn fool, I don't pay you this insane celery to get cockvomit on my shoes!
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The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up.
dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake
dude2: yo mum..
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Oral sex. Standard cockney innit
Edelman: Would you like some Ant & Decs?
Seamus: No, get off me you triple bum jew...
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When something is so funny that you actually pee yourself a little!
- Did you hear Askew's joke? It was a proper pampers moment!
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