Cockvomit

What is Cockvomit?


1.

Shooting a load of semen.

She ate my cockvomit.... Dirty fuckin slut

See jiz, spoof, wad, spag, sperm

2.

The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.

When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.

Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.

It burnses.

Arrgh!! You darn fool, I don't pay you this insane celery to get cockvomit on my shoes!


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