What is Cockwagon?
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A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.
Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
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To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??
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a term basically meaning holy shit, though acceptable around all people.
Holy fishsticks, Batman!..
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To eat a bologna sandwich out of a stripper's vagina.
Technically, the sandwich must be a bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with ..
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When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax ma..
