What is Cockwagon?
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A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.
Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
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2.
To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??
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Random Words:
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fuck that ass.
As in "i would rock the fartbox".
I'd rock the fartbox any day.
"Rockitty rock... rock.. rock the ..
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Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.
Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detect..