Cock-watch

What is Cock-watch?

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.

See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

Qwad

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Grand Milf

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1. a number sign. mostly used in the internet and when texting. Instead of typing the word "number", you can use this as an alter..

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