Cock-watch

What is Cock-watch?

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.

See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

Unprovoked

1. To do something without cause or warning. I wasn't even hungry. I just ate that whole pizza...unporovoked...

Zuvvy

1. comfy, cozy, or warm, due to the wearing of a fleece or sweatshirt. "Gee this sweatshirt is zuvvy" "I was sitting by th..

Ebullshit

1. ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage" Man, t..

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