Cock-watch

What is Cock-watch?

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.

See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

Fagosaurus

1. The evil twin of the ever elusive lulzasaurus, fagosauruses can be found living on faggot trees, spending its day munching on the colour..

Off Pissing

1. something that pisses you off pissed off grr that guy is really off pissing! See pissed off, pissed, off, piss off, piss..

Update Whore

1. A person who would sleep with a fat assto get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pie..

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