Cock-watch

What is Cock-watch?

To wrap one's penis around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.

See eel skin watch

When the Donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, I showed him the cock-watch.

Urban Dicslexia

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Gunnin'

1. to make fun of someone or something. Amber was gunnin' the ugly dress she wore. James was gunnin' Mike for the shoes that he..

Twatocks

1. a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3. the lead singer..

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