Cockwebs

What is Cockwebs?

Figurative accumulation on a guy's dick when he hasn't had sex for awhile. Might also co-occur with the accumulation of dust.

After months of single life, Dave has accumulated a load of cockwebs.

Hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my cockwebs for me?

Negative Gnarly

1. something very crazy that goes way beyond wrong. "dude you did her and you didn't know that she had a yeast infection!? thats..

Air Jerk

1. Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling ..

Afropox

1. an unsightly rash brought on by the application of Afro Sheen to the skin for tanning purposes. This rash is typically cured through the..

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