Cockwebs

What is Cockwebs?

Figurative accumulation on a guy's dick when he hasn't had sex for awhile. Might also co-occur with the accumulation of dust.

After months of single life, Dave has accumulated a load of cockwebs.

Hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my cockwebs for me?

Deblubbatize

1. to get rid of the blubber ie. the fat Gary grabs his girlfriends waist while she's at an awkward position.... Girlfriend:"st..

Meat Goggles

1. When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross! Pat..

Fmita

1. The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less importan..

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