Cockwebs

What is Cockwebs?

Figurative accumulation on a guy's dick when he hasn't had sex for awhile. Might also co-occur with the accumulation of dust.

After months of single life, Dave has accumulated a load of cockwebs.

Hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my cockwebs for me?

Heineken Brush

1. A paint brush that has been attached to a long pole usually with gaffa tape to enable the decorater to reach high places. Coined by Dere..

Mackie Meyercord

1. Term>1. A term used to describe the joining of a 'tic tac' and a 'monkey'. Thus, you have a 'mackie'. ..

Paulsboro

1. A really small town in south Jersey which is known only for its high school's wrestling and football teams, and the crazy colored s..

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