Cockweigh

What is Cockweigh?

An insulting term used to describe a useless person, derived from the name of A hypothetical machine used to weigh a penis (of no practical use)

You are a Cockweigh (You are useless)

Groggery

1. The act of inserting a WD-40 covered steel gauntlet up the anus of another. Bejeezus, that Groggery lark looks like it might hurt a bit..

Telephone Tourette's

1. Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined ..

Bitch Browsing

1. looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships. 1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so..

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