What is Cocoa Nut Wipe?
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When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
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Random Words:
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A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.
Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please..