Cocoa Nut Wipe

What is Cocoa Nut Wipe?


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When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

See nut, poop, shit, testicle, crap, toilet, balls, sack, chocolate, cock


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