What is Coconut Freud?
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the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.
I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!
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(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)
Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)
Being single on Valentine's Day, he ..