Coconut Surprise

What is Coconut Surprise?

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.

Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!

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Goobered

1. Being overly intoxicated shit-faced Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man... See goobered 2. to be goobered is the ultimate punish..

Hose Equity

1. An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity" "Dude, I had massive hose equity"..

Pull A Jimmy

1. the act of walking into a random room, usually a dorm room, standing or sitting there for an amount of time to make it awkward, then lea..

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