Coconut Surprise

What is Coconut Surprise?

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.

Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!

See the wessels, the bends, jick, mr. skullhead

Jank-ass

1. derived from janky, to describe something as sub-par, poor quality, etc. Man, that pop quiz today was some jank-ass shit! See choad..

Ham On Em

1. when you pull your pants down to fart on someone and a little bit of ham shit squirts out on them Derek was mad at the panda so he went..

Junior Fatu

1. Used in reference to a "fat dick." The wrestler Rikishihas a Junior Fatu. See goatsex, bill, bindi, cum, shit, rimjob, Joey ..

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