Codding

What is Codding?


1.

Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.

You couldn't drink fifteen pints, don't be codding yourself

See fooling, playing, irish, country, lying

2.

the verb for playing call of duty 4 online

Maureen: Hey Wanna play some football?

Wayne: Nah i am codding till 7 then going to bed

See xbox, codding, nerd, loser, geek, microsoft

3.

v. To play the fucking best game in the entire world, COD4, or the still fucking awesome but not as good COD5. Both of these terms short for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Call of Duty 5: World at War. Codding is the sole reason that teenage boys have horrible, shitty grades, does not go out of the house on Sundays, otherwise known as Holy Sabbath day of Codding. On occasion, many highschool teenage boys will pull a codding binge on a certain weekend already chosen by the codders of the school. The players will then play COD all weekend long with there Codding partners. But Codding is very fucking sweet, I just wish that I didn't waste my life. There is a prediction that as soon as COD 6, AKA Modern Warfare 2 comes out, many codders will indeed Jizz in there pants and there will be a sharp spike in Codding it up.

Dave: Dude we have to go codding sumtime this weekend nig

John: Yah, we should go codding Sunday since I have no plans that day. Ill have time then to open a can of COD whoopass on yo bitch ass

Dave: Alrighty then bro, Im gonna be codding from 6.am to about 8.pm. I will take breaks though for food, and masturbation

John: I shall do the same, Did you see the Modern Warfare 2 trailer?

Dave: Yes I did, I almost made it through the video, but then I jizzed my pants,

John: I jizzed my pants too Dave, I just wish i had better Stamina because I led my load out about 1:29 in.

Dave: Oh well, one day well be able to watch it without jizzing in our pants. We have to train though.

John: I love codding so much

See pimp, cod4, cod5, addiction, cod

4.

It really means to play Call of Duty 4, but it is used when you don't want to look like a nerd around a girl or friends.

ex. in the middle of class sitting next to a friend and the girl you like.

guy:What are you doing tonight?

you:Well i was thinking of going codding.

girl has no idea!

See codding, call of duty, call of duty 4, coding, ps3, xbox, microsoft, sony, noobs, girls

5.

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?

Steve: Yes.

DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

See masturbation, fish, ejaculate, cod, jizzle

6.

To go to Cape Cod, primarily for imbibing beverages while comparing portfolios with college chums.

Danny Boy and I went Codding this weekend, but all the tourists just destroy the charm.

See boston, cape cod, vacation, masshole


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