What is Code Brown?
1.
Medical lingo spoken by EMS and emergency room personnel to denote a patient who is incontinent of feces. Used in the presence of family or other persons who don't want to hear, "He's shat himself."
"Glove up before you unwrap this
chud , he's code brown.
2.
The most critical point of needing to take a big shit. When one is on the verge of shitting in one's pants.
"Oh my God, I have to get to a toilet quick, I have a Code Brown!!"
3.
medical terminology: Xray examination of the large intestine (i.e. for polyps) may require the dreaded double threat 'double contrast' barium/ air enema, in which the cleansed colon is rinsed with barium and then inflated with air like a balloon - if the patient is unable to maintain compression of the sphincter to retain the catheter/ split valve/ inflatable buttplug used to supply the barium/ air AND to stopper the anus, and thus sprays a mixture of air, barium and fecal matter under pressure from their anus (under pressure - remember the intestine is inflated with air), it may be known as a 'code brown'. this is one of many reasons Xray techs wear shoe covers.
the patient blew a code brown, and housekeeping spent the rest of the day scrubbing fecal matter out of the light fixture with a small toothbrush
4.
Saying one uses to describe to another that they must use the restroom immediately because of the fact they must deficate at rather large proportions.
Kris is visiting Coles house and cole is in the bathroom going #2.m Kris is in Coles room talking to Oliver and Tom. Suddenly he gets an aggresive urge to take a shit. He runs to the bathroom and shouts:
Kris: Cole man hurry up, I got a Code Brown
Cole: Alright dude, let me wipe my ass first.
5.
*the deuce/#2 being "unflushable" in a toilet
(Person quickly leaving the restroom after finding a plugged 2)"Code brown,code brown, now who's turn is it." (to clean it up)
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6.
Intending to pass gas, but defecating in one's underpants instead.
Oops, he ran to the men's room 'cause I think he's got a Code Brown in progress!
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7.
The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.
I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.
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