Code Ham

What is Code Ham?

an alert denoting the presence of a Hot Ass Mom. Usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops.

"We have a Code HAM on eisle seven."

"I need a manager to the register...Code HAM. I repeat...CODE HAM!

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Toyota Avalon

1. The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride..

Hanging Johnny

1. slang for an unerect dick nuthin will wake up ol' hanging johnny See jake..

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