Code Squagg

What is Code Squagg?


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This is a code that you should use with your friends when you are having a loud sleepover/party that may wake the parents/guardians in the house. When saying "code squagg", you jump into your sleeping stations (sleepovers) or hiding place (party).

Scenerio: Bessy and Lulu are having a sleepover.

Bessy: (screaming) YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT MS. ESCARGOT SAID TO MR. GROUNDHOG IN CLASS TODAY!!!!!!!!

(loud footsteps)

Lulu: (scared) GASP! CODE SQUAGG!

(The girls quickly turn off the lights and soar into their sleeping stations)

Enter Mrs. Lulu's Mom stage right.

Mrs. Lulu's Mom: Girls? Aww, how sweet. they're sleeping. Goodnight, little angels!

Exit Mrs. Lulu's Mom stage left.

Lights come back on, revealing the two girls.

Bessy: She gone?

Lula: Ya.

The girls high five.

CODE SQUAGG WORKS!!!!!!!!!


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