What is Codesturbation?
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Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.
Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.
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A term for a person who is facetiously joking about how important/cool/awesome they are.
"Yeah, so that was me closing a huge deal..