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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
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The act of uppercutting a grizzly faced living creatures' knee cap while eating a peanut butter and grape jam sandwich.
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Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.
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