Codswallop

What is Codswallop?


1.

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

2.

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."

Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

See bollocks, bollox, nonsense, rubbish, arse, bullshit, cock, balls, jiz, cum, spunk, sperm, semen


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