Cody Mcguire

What is Cody Mcguire?


1.

A short, almost midget-sized, unintelligent, conformist fratty, with an unbelievably small penis that uses his big mouth to make up for his lacking in sex department.

His best pick-up line: "Hey, I am a South African socialite's bitch, and I am better than you. Now give me head!"

2.

One of those guys who everyone admires. Associates every situation with the Phrase, " Sometimes you got to say, What the fuck" He is a talker, he can talk you up and he can talk you down in a matter or seconds.

"Man if had any balls I would be a Cody McGuire." or "Did you see that guy over there he is so badass, I think he is a Cody McGuire."

3.

A frat-tastic, polo wearin, South African lovin, straight eyed, straight toothed, Auburn boy who, although quite close, still remsins #2 on Nicola's list.

"Who's that cutie with the natty light in one hand and blondie in the other?"

"That's Cody McGuire"

"Oh so that blondie must be Nicola?"

"Nope, Cody's only Nicola's #2"


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