What is Coff?
1.
A sly way to tell someone, fuck off. Normally used by pupils towards their teachers, or by any one towards a person of authority. Sometime followed by a pretend cough (the more sarcastic the better).
Teacher : Ben, i know you've just arrived in class but are you messing about already.
Pupil : coff.
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2.
Australian hip slang for coffee.
Hey man do you wanna go grab a coff?
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