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Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.
I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!..
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The best strategy game out there.
Ever.
Better than WoW!
EVER
Player: Dude, lets play some Warcraft!
Normal person: You mean World..
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A Bolivian cholita ejaculates in your beard. You wisely let it dry overnight. The next day, you proceed to pick it out with a toothpick ..