What is Coffee Bitch?
1.
A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch
i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!
Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!
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2.
A male person who makes coffee at a AA meeting or NA meeting.
Where is the coffee bitch this coffee sucks and I am going to kick his ass.
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3.
A person who is designated to make, or pickup coffee every morning, mid-afternoon, and evening.
Who told the coffee bitch to not make coffee, bitch?
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4.
the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
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5.
1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.
".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."
6.
Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.
Hey "CB" Make some coffee.
