Coffee Cakes

What is Coffee Cakes?

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?

Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

See acne, zits, pimples

Easable

1. A task is easy and someone is able to do it. Mother: "Are you ready for your bath?" Son: "Yes, that is easable to do.&q..

Alpha'd

1. being harassed my a partner/mother/father/sister/brother for gaming either online or plain ol' regular like in the lounge room for ..

Ookulas

1. Any insect or arachnid that gives you a creepy crawly feeling; spider, earwig, mosquito, centipede, midges, or even hair lice, scorpion ..

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