Coffee Cakes

What is Coffee Cakes?

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?

Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

See acne, zits, pimples

1. 1. used to form the past-tense of a verb, especially of acronym-based verbs or those ending with otherwise an ‘e’ or one of the vowels&l..

Loverzez

1. An undescribable amount of love I loverzez Kels! Used instead of: I love Kels lots and lots and lots and lots. See Tristan..

Ethik

1. An mc hailing from the LA, California. Representative of the Zodiaq Krew. Ethik has some ill volatile verbals...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Coffee Cakes Edit Meaning