Coffee Cakes

What is Coffee Cakes?

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?

Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

See acne, zits, pimples

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