Coffee Crap

What is Coffee Crap?


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The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.

Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.

See coffee, crap, bm, shit, the runs, skitters


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