Coffee Mate

What is Coffee Mate?


1.

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"

See also peter kay


80

Random Words:

1. someone who is utterly crazy/insane and a fan of the ridiculous you are totally zandy! 2. Zandy: A man who is ridiculously cool who l..
1. no one really knows.. just don't make sudden movements around it it might shock the poor creature. "Be Careful.. that'..
1. A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz. "Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"..