What is Coffee Mug?
1.
Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.
That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.
Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
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2.
A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.
I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.
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3.
A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.
After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.
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