Coffee Table Edit Meaning

1.

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?

Bob replied "A coffee table"

(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

See choad, taint, balls, dick, asshole

2.

Noun

The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita: The coffee table.

See coffee table, taint, runway, bohan, dick, asshole

3.

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

See coffee, table, sex, donuts, furniture, Epic Failure

4.

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

5.

a chicks assbooty

god damn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.