Coffee Table-ing

What is Coffee Table-ing?

The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results

Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing

See defecation, coffee, table, poo, sex

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