Coffee Table-ing

What is Coffee Table-ing?

The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results

Derek was a huge fan of coffee table-ing

See defecation, coffee, table, poo, sex

Hook Nosed Heeb

1. a jew with a hook nose. this is a derivation of heeby jeeby. Dom and Pat are a couple of hook nosed heebs. See jew, heeb, nose, hook, ..

K Bok

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Fanny Dabber

1. Pap Smear. And another word for a small penis He was poking at me with his Fanny Dabber, it was so small! See pap, smear, small..

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