Coffee Toffee

What is Coffee Toffee?


1.

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.

noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.

See poo, coffee, shit, crap, dump


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