What is Coffee Weightloss Program?


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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

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Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weightagain and see how much you have lostwithin the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

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