Coffee-lag

What is Coffee-lag?


1.

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.

Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?

Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.

Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!


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