Coffeeshop Intellectualist

What is Coffeeshop Intellectualist?

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Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.

Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.

See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

See coffeeshop, bean jockey, artentainer, starbucking

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