Coffeespeak

What is Coffeespeak?


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1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.

2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.

Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.

Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.

Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

See coffee, newspeak, dystopia


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