Coffin Dodger

What is Coffin Dodger?


1.

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

2.

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

3.

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

See oap, oldgit, hagbag, git, twit

4.

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

See elderly, old, coffin, dodger

5.

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

See old, elderly, ancient


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