What is Cog?
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Stands for Coalition of Gears. From the best game ever, Gears of War. The COGs are the good guys that help fight the
dude hurry up and get on COG so we can own these bitches
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Long before the Pendulum wars, the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, Alexiy Desipich. Its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: ORDER, DILIGENCE, PURITY, LABOR, HONOR, LOYALTY, FAITH, and HUMILITY.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
- Only under the protection of the COG will humanity prevail!
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3.
"Creepy Old Guy"
Dood, why is that old guy staring at all those high school girls? What a COG!
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Faceless, nameless, unimaginative office fucks who just toe the line.
Bob from accounting is the biggest cog, the only fun he ever has is deskorating Katie's work space. What a loser.
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Any form of a moving piano. Wheather it is being moved by another force or on its own.
"Go play that cog!"
"Is that cog on water!?"
"That Cog is gunna hit us!"
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Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
Oh man, I met this absolute greeny and his old lady is a cog! I swear she has her own postcode.
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The illigitimate offspring created as a result of a cod and a frog mating
Mr C Cod and Mrs C Frog are happy to announce the arrival of their first cog.
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