What is Cogan Cained?
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getting out of a shitload of trouble because you have money and know people. to truly be cogan cained you must bring drugs to school every day, eat flavored lube, crash your friend's beamer while drunk then run from the cops, get out free, have a slutty ass sister, and still graduate.
something similiar to this is required to be cogan cained.
mikey: dude! i fucking crashed my truck into an office building while stoned on 7 different drugs, and still got out without jail time!
joe: damn dude, you really got cogan cained, you lucky fuck.
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