What is Coghills?
1.
To be gay with a boy named Colin Scott or with your father.
G-spot Colin Scott, did you get bummed by Paul or not?
2.
A homosexual who fantasises about bondage with his father.
Coghills and his goggles.
3.
A super-human gay sex machine.
Maybe he's a homo who's completely obsessed,
But he's got a little something that's
bound to impress,
Paul's Dad, Paul's Dad, Coghills Galore!
He will shove his penis in Coghill's backdoor,
Coghills!, Coghills!, Try his lube spread,
It will prepare you for bed...
4.
he is the lover of the father.
Coghills loves his goggles!