Cognizance

What is Cognizance?

The awareness that one is just a replaceable cog in the workforce of a large corporation.

Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"

Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"

See corporatocracy, dilbert, job, despair

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