Cogswellianism

What is Cogswellianism?

A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."

Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 1: "For real?

Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"

See cogswell, cogswellian, douchebag, asswipe, christianity, islam, judaism, buddhism

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