Cohen

What is Cohen?


1.

A term used to describe an attractive geek. Comes from the character Seth Cohenon the O.C.

Girl 1: Wow, that nerd is hot!

Girl2: I know, he's such a Cohen.

2.

The female version of a Cohen is far from geeky. Intelligence and street smarts are parts of her world but fail to make up the total essence of who she is.A Cohen is beautiful, sexy( due to an exceptionally well-curved bod), and irresistible to the opposite sex. She's a girl who's confident and independent. No man is necessary to make her whole, and that's why they can't resist her charm. A Cohen is quirky, witty, and sweet. Her interests are varied, and this girl can do anything! Just because she's decided she will.

Boy 1(replying to particularly smart remark): "I swear, Cohen, you're more obnoxious than me... good thing your pretty, huh?"

Boy 2: " There's just something about you...you're charming, Cohen"

Man 1: " Cohen,you're gorgeous... and such a smartass"

See unique, different, smartass, kohn

3.

star of of the 1972 smash hit 'dirty jew,' it was banned in the US and most of Europen, but smashed box office records in Pacmanistan, kazahkstan, uzbekistan, tajikstan and swansea.

search imdb for more info on 'dirty jew,' and cohen cohen

See cohen, movie, jewish, jew, star, dirty

4.

1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.

2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.

Don't be such a cohen!

See cohen, acronym, bullshitter

5.

To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.

At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.

See steal, eat, take, coen

6.

jewish last name, translated form hebrew to rabbi.

'cohen is a very common jewish last name'

See sacha baron cohen, rabbi, jews

7.

A "more than happy guy" that likes to play with his food and muck around with different women from different area codes, but also has an addiction with gaming, but isn't afraid to play a little xbox knowing it could demolish his house into rubble (due to the RROD).

This guy is such a cohen

Why does he play that here?

he could destroy my house with that thing!

See cohen, nerd, food, women, gaming


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