What is Coital Handjob?
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A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.
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