Coitus Mysterioso

What is Coitus Mysterioso?


1.

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

See coitus, sex, drunken, chastity

2.

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

See coitus, sex, mysterious, drunk

3.

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

See coitus, sex, drunken, chastity


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