Cojizzle Slap

What is Cojizzle Slap?

The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.

The Cojizzle Slapped me with his penis after football practice... That sick son offa bitch.

I wish I could get a Cojizzle Slap to the face, that would be so sexy.

I wanna Cojizzle Slap the Cojizzle and show him who's boss.

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