Cojizzle Slap

What is Cojizzle Slap?

The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.

The Cojizzle Slapped me with his penis after football practice... That sick son offa bitch.

I wish I could get a Cojizzle Slap to the face, that would be so sexy.

I wanna Cojizzle Slap the Cojizzle and show him who's boss.

See Matt Foley

Oakster

1. A Glaswegian term meaning under arm. wow I've got really sweaty oaksters today! See underarm, pits, armpits, sweaty, glasgow..

Non-nuts

1. A vagina. That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts. See vagina, balls, testicles, pussy, cunt..

Sledge Cock

1. An extraordinarily large penis. I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cojizzle Slap Edit Meaning