Coke Bloat

What is Coke Bloat?


1.

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

See cocaine, coke, blow, charlie, sniff, gram, powder, bloat, bloated, puffy, fat, chubby, cheeks

2.

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

See swollen, bloated

3.

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

See swollen, bloated


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